1. Makes eyes, smirk, play with hair and use all Cosmo tips to attract boys attention
2. Put on a British accent
3. Open with the line “Hello I couldn’t help but notice you from across the bar, you’re lovely. What are doing here tonight?”
4. Pick out creepy guy you need “protecting from”
5. Let boy you’ve picked protect you
6. Make out
And people wonder why I am single…. I am so odd
All I did last night was try to flirt and be cute around this guy from work and either he was really into his bowling or I just suck at being cute and flirty. Probably the second one… Oh well I ended up dancing the night away at Scarlet and had cute gay boys gush over me so all in all it was a good night :)
I am more in love with the Doctor and sitting in my bed watching Doctor who than real life men.
#whovianproblems
Today’s post is brought to you my the “Forever Alone Face”
#3 I spend most of my day napping rather than going out and about. This includes even low key places to meet a mate such as coffee shops, on the street, dog parks, records stores, and eateries.
So far my Zoosk account is not helpful.
First entry:
I cannot tell the difference between friendly conversation with a guy or if they are flirting.
Case in point, today at Starbucks this guy was chatting with me non stop, asking all these questions about my life. Flirting or friendly convo. No clue.
Reasons why I am still single.
